Neil Gaiman, will you write a Sandman opera?

Because then I could say in conclusion that your work is the perfect union of the Apolline and the Dionysiac, and Culture would be Healed, and Balance would be brought to the Force, and there would be World Peace forevermore, and my professors would be forced to actually read Sandman in addition to my 20-page blathering about it.

Surely I am the luckiest girl ever to set mind to paper topic.

ETA: Aw hell, I'm saying it anyway.

Neil Gaiman, will you write a Sandman opera?

Because then I could say in conclusion that your work is the perfect union of the Apolline and the Dionysiac, and Culture would be Healed, and Balance would be brought to the Force, and there would be World Peace forevermore, and my professors would be forced to actually read Sandman in addition to my 20-page blathering about it.

Surely I am the luckiest girl ever to set mind to paper topic.

ETA: Aw hell, I'm saying it anyway.