The Happy Funtime Phone Chronicles

ME: Must. Put more money. On cell phone.
PHONE WEBSITE: Please put more money on your phone!
ME: I’m trying to.
PHONE WEBSITE: You can’t click that button. Please validate your account at this link.
ME: ... fine.
PHONE WEBSITE: That account is already on your profile. Please add a different one.
ME: So, if it’s already on my profile, I should be able to add more money?
PHONE WEBSITE: You can’t click that button. Please validate your account at this link.
ME: Considering that you provide phone service, not to mention Internet to half of BC, this is not exactly confidence-inspiring.
PHONE WEBSITE: That account is already on your profile. Please add a different one.
ME: *facepalm*

The Happy Funtime Phone Chronicles

ME: Must. Put more money. On cell phone.
PHONE WEBSITE: Please put more money on your phone!
ME: I’m trying to.
PHONE WEBSITE: You can’t click that button. Please validate your account at this link.
ME: ... fine.
PHONE WEBSITE: That account is already on your profile. Please add a different one.
ME: So, if it’s already on my profile, I should be able to add more money?
PHONE WEBSITE: You can’t click that button. Please validate your account at this link.
ME: Considering that you provide phone service, not to mention Internet to half of BC, this is not exactly confidence-inspiring.
PHONE WEBSITE: That account is already on your profile. Please add a different one.
ME: *facepalm*