Flattery won't get you any more oxygen. Too bad; I could really use some.

Why are 7-11s so much sketchier than any other late-night convenience chain? It’s like, 7-11, Automatic Sketch. Seriously, any of the gas stations in Somerville I routinely walk past at 11 pm are less sketchy than the 7-11 down the street in broad daylight.

Still, sketch or no sketch, a Ben & Jerry’s Emergency is a Ben & Jerry’s Emergency.

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OH GOD NEWS’S Koi no ABO PV. Yeah, a couple days late, whatever.

ASDFKJASD ;KFJA;IFEWA THEY WILL FOREVER BE THE GROUP WITH THE STUPID DISCO MOVES

AND NOW THEY HAVE ELVIS OUTFITS TO SORT OF MATCH

LAUGHING SO HARD

CAN’T BREATHE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*

LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE. LAUGHING TOO HARD. NO OXYGEN. PLEASE SEND HELP.

Flattery won't get you any more oxygen. Too bad; I could really use some.

Why are 7-11s so much sketchier than any other late-night convenience chain? It’s like, 7-11, Automatic Sketch. Seriously, any of the gas stations in Somerville I routinely walk past at 11 pm are less sketchy than the 7-11 down the street in broad daylight.

Still, sketch or no sketch, a Ben & Jerry’s Emergency is a Ben & Jerry’s Emergency.

...

OH GOD NEWS’S Koi no ABO PV. Yeah, a couple days late, whatever.

ASDFKJASD ;KFJA;IFEWA THEY WILL FOREVER BE THE GROUP WITH THE STUPID DISCO MOVES

AND NOW THEY HAVE ELVIS OUTFITS TO SORT OF MATCH

LAUGHING SO HARD

CAN’T BREATHE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*

LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE. LAUGHING TOO HARD. NO OXYGEN. PLEASE SEND HELP.