Oh, Homer, baby. Why did I ever leave you? *snuggles*
I mean, come on:
οὐ γάρ τίς μοι ἔτ᾽ ἄλλος ἐνὶ Τροίῃ εὐρείῃ
ἤπιος οὐδὲ φίλος, πάντες δέ με πεφρίκασιν.
(Il. 24.775).
I don't even have a word awesome enough for πεφρίκασιν, that's how awesome this is.