All Your 'Stans Are Belong to Me

My posting this month has been more sparse than usual NOT because I am hopelessly lazy but because I have been Improving My Mind. Yes. That is to say, I have become thoroughly addicted to Sporcle quizzes. I have drastically improved my world geography score (from a pathetic 94 to averaging somewhere in the mid-170s, barring a few pesky European and African countries, and most of Oceania) and am working on the periodic table. (I find it hilarious that Gallium and Germanium are right next to each other. What?)

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My dentist appointment today went as well as could be expected.

HYGIENIST: Do you know how much plaque I scraped off?
ME: Nrgahh?
HYGIENIST: You have NO PLAQUE in your entire mouth.
ME: Nrghh...
HYGIENIST: And, because you have no plaque for me to scrape off and we moved your appointment up by two hours, we can all go home and enjoy a Saturday afternoon to ourselves! Yay!
ME: Nrghhyay!

Go me?

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( The Story of How I Was Pwned by a Cat )

All Your 'Stans Are Belong to Me

My posting this month has been more sparse than usual NOT because I am hopelessly lazy but because I have been Improving My Mind. Yes. That is to say, I have become thoroughly addicted to Sporcle quizzes. I have drastically improved my world geography score (from a pathetic 94 to averaging somewhere in the mid-170s, barring a few pesky European and African countries, and most of Oceania) and am working on the periodic table. (I find it hilarious that Gallium and Germanium are right next to each other. What?)

...

My dentist appointment today went as well as could be expected.

HYGIENIST: Do you know how much plaque I scraped off?
ME: Nrgahh?
HYGIENIST: You have NO PLAQUE in your entire mouth.
ME: Nrghh...
HYGIENIST: And, because you have no plaque for me to scrape off and we moved your appointment up by two hours, we can all go home and enjoy a Saturday afternoon to ourselves! Yay!
ME: Nrghhyay!

Go me?

...

( The Story of How I Was Pwned by a Cat )