Orthros no Inu, Episode 9 (Finale)
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timerippleO_O I was really not expecting this to end well. For anybody. As it is...
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WOOBIES! WOOBIES FOR EVERYONE!
Previously on Orthros no Inu:
RYO: You. Me. Partnership of Not Using Our Powers.
TACKEY: And hotness?
RYO: And hotness.
TACKEY: ...I’ll think about it.
Orthros no Inu 9 (Finale)
RYO: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to--
TACKEY: Technically I just let him die. And only because he asked me to, after he almost got the three of us blown up because he was crazy. And he was my father too, you ungrateful brat.
RYO: *angsts determinedly*
TACKEY:
Black jacket
Blowing in the wind--
Woobieface!
MIO-CHAN: *is noble*
ALL KIDS IN THIS DRAMA: *are also noble*
CANDIDATE LADY: I am so very touched. *tear*
RYO: *digs out his black jacket from wherever it’s been lately*
DARK SIDE ALERT: *cranks slowly back into life*
CREEPY FORSENIC SENSEI: *is completely insane*
RYO: If I were going to go around killing people, you’d be first in line.
RYO’S CHEEKBONES: *mean business*
DARK SIDE ALERT: I... can work with this.
COP!KIYORA: Look, there IS no Dark Side! That’s the whole point!
DARK SIDE ALERT: *slinks off shamefacedly*
HIKARU: *has discovered the wonders of the hairbrush*
PHARMACEUTICAL PRESIDENT: That’s my boy! I’ll be waiting when you get out of jail, son!
TACKEY: Endgame at Cursed Lake!
RYO: *intenseface*
TACKEY: *intenseface*
FORSENIC SENSEI: *shoots*
COP!KIYORA: OH NO YOU DON’T. Finally, I get to arrest someone!
RYO: *bleeds all over his nice white shirt*
TACKEY: See, that’s why I always say black is more practical. I’ve got two bullets in me and you can’t even see the blood!
[You know how when somebody falls off the edge of a building or whatever, and somebody catches them by one hand and hauls them up, and how that would so not happen in real life because of, you know, gravity and stuff?]
GRAVITY: *PWNS*
COP!KIYORA: NOOOOOOOOO!
TACKEY & RYO: *are still intensefacing at each other, even unto bubbly death*
THE END
END CREDITS: Ahahaha, just kidding. Here, have an epilogue!
[One year later, Candidate Lady has gone back to her noble ideals, Creepy Ex-Boyfriend is still on the make (but not supernaturally this time), Forsenic Lady has decided that live bodies are pretty okay too, and Cop!Kiyora still doesn’t take no crap off nobody.]
[Ryo has gone back to being a teacher. He stops to chat with two boys who demand juice and call him cute nicknames. They are fully as tall as he is.]
RYO: Teaching really is my calling, yay! I sure missed my three-piece suits for a while there.
COP!KIYORA: Pink and beige? Really?
THE PUPPY: *is back*
RYO: Sorry, puppy.
PUPPY: *whines*
RYO: Don’t look at me like that. I’m not allowed to have pets in my apartment!
[He leaves, and somebody else approaches in silhouette. We know it’s Tackey because of the casually dramatic way his coat flows in the breeze.]
TACKEY: Yay, I always wanted a puppy!
EVERYBODY: *lives happily ever after.*
NO, REALLY, THEY DO.
I know. I can't believe it either.
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WOOBIES! WOOBIES FOR EVERYONE!
Previously on Orthros no Inu:
RYO: You. Me. Partnership of Not Using Our Powers.
TACKEY: And hotness?
RYO: And hotness.
TACKEY: ...I’ll think about it.
Orthros no Inu 9 (Finale)
RYO: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to--
TACKEY: Technically I just let him die. And only because he asked me to, after he almost got the three of us blown up because he was crazy. And he was my father too, you ungrateful brat.
RYO: *angsts determinedly*
TACKEY:
Black jacket
Blowing in the wind--
Woobieface!
MIO-CHAN: *is noble*
ALL KIDS IN THIS DRAMA: *are also noble*
CANDIDATE LADY: I am so very touched. *tear*
RYO: *digs out his black jacket from wherever it’s been lately*
DARK SIDE ALERT: *cranks slowly back into life*
CREEPY FORSENIC SENSEI: *is completely insane*
RYO: If I were going to go around killing people, you’d be first in line.
RYO’S CHEEKBONES: *mean business*
DARK SIDE ALERT: I... can work with this.
COP!KIYORA: Look, there IS no Dark Side! That’s the whole point!
DARK SIDE ALERT: *slinks off shamefacedly*
HIKARU: *has discovered the wonders of the hairbrush*
PHARMACEUTICAL PRESIDENT: That’s my boy! I’ll be waiting when you get out of jail, son!
TACKEY: Endgame at Cursed Lake!
RYO: *intenseface*
TACKEY: *intenseface*
FORSENIC SENSEI: *shoots*
COP!KIYORA: OH NO YOU DON’T. Finally, I get to arrest someone!
RYO: *bleeds all over his nice white shirt*
TACKEY: See, that’s why I always say black is more practical. I’ve got two bullets in me and you can’t even see the blood!
[You know how when somebody falls off the edge of a building or whatever, and somebody catches them by one hand and hauls them up, and how that would so not happen in real life because of, you know, gravity and stuff?]
GRAVITY: *PWNS*
COP!KIYORA: NOOOOOOOOO!
TACKEY & RYO: *are still intensefacing at each other, even unto bubbly death*
THE END
END CREDITS: Ahahaha, just kidding. Here, have an epilogue!
[One year later, Candidate Lady has gone back to her noble ideals, Creepy Ex-Boyfriend is still on the make (but not supernaturally this time), Forsenic Lady has decided that live bodies are pretty okay too, and Cop!Kiyora still doesn’t take no crap off nobody.]
[Ryo has gone back to being a teacher. He stops to chat with two boys who demand juice and call him cute nicknames. They are fully as tall as he is.]
RYO: Teaching really is my calling, yay! I sure missed my three-piece suits for a while there.
COP!KIYORA: Pink and beige? Really?
THE PUPPY: *is back*
RYO: Sorry, puppy.
PUPPY: *whines*
RYO: Don’t look at me like that. I’m not allowed to have pets in my apartment!
[He leaves, and somebody else approaches in silhouette. We know it’s Tackey because of the casually dramatic way his coat flows in the breeze.]
TACKEY: Yay, I always wanted a puppy!
EVERYBODY: *lives happily ever after.*
NO, REALLY, THEY DO.
I know. I can't believe it either.
