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TWO PAGES TO GO AND WHY IS THE CHAI ALWAYS GONE

I march up to the counter, punch-card all filled in entitling me to a free beverage of caffeinated spicy goodness, AND THEY HAVE NO CHAI. THEY HAVE NO CHAI.

I got a hot chocolate instead because my favorite table by the electrical outlet was empty but people were arriving and going to Starbucks would take forever. Hot chocolate, WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING? At least I didn't pay anything for it.

The last day of paperage AND THERE IS NO CHAI.

I'd go cry in the bathroom, except then somebody else would get my table and I might as well have gone to Starbucks after all. I'll just cry quietly over here in the corner. Seriously, kdrama-worthy tears are rolling down my face as I write. Do you have any idea how much I need chai to write? Hot chocolate, I feel sick at the very thought. TABLES ARE NOT NECESSARY. NEITHER IS ELECTRICITY. CHAI IS LIFE.

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME.



eta: I did get over it. Eventually.
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