i love you fiona :) & to prove it, i will introduce the long-awaited mr. salmon p. wiggle:
The Memoirs of Mr. Salmon P. Wiggle, Esq. : Gentleman
Monday, the 1st of March, 2004 8:31 in the evening.
I, Mr. Salmon P. Wiggle, Esq., have decided to write my memoirs commemorating my extraordinary adventures as the companion of the internationally reknowned, Goat-Girl. I had thought of writing them for some time now, but it has not been the right time. One must always begin at the beginning, and since it is the first of the month, I have decided to begin. As I sit in my library by the fire, I reflect on all the adventures I on which I accompanied her. A rather strange creature really. There was this one that occured before I met her, that involved a dragon of some sort, I believe. And a Mr. Harry Potter. Apparently he is a big-to-do in the wizarding world, according to her, but seriously one of the most untidy people I have ever met. I do not believe he has ever seen the right side of a hair brush before. And then there is the cutting of split ends with a nail-clipper or something of that nature. As I told Miss Goat-Girl when she told me this story, when cutting split ends, one must always use a stainless steel pair of cutical scissors, but one should not have split ends to begin with. I recommended my butler, Phips, to her in the future for finding the proper hair dresser. I don't know if she has spoken with him yet.
In anycase, I am going to retire. Until next time,
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Date: 2004-03-30 04:40 pm (UTC)The Memoirs of Mr. Salmon P. Wiggle, Esq. : Gentleman
Monday, the 1st of March, 2004 8:31 in the evening.
I, Mr. Salmon P. Wiggle, Esq., have decided to write my memoirs commemorating my extraordinary adventures as the companion of the internationally reknowned, Goat-Girl.
I had thought of writing them for some time now, but it has not been the right time. One must always begin at the beginning, and since it is the first of the month, I have decided to begin.
As I sit in my library by the fire, I reflect on all the adventures I on which I accompanied her. A rather strange creature really. There was this one that occured before I met her, that involved a dragon of some sort, I believe. And a Mr. Harry Potter. Apparently he is a big-to-do in the wizarding world, according to her, but seriously one of the most untidy people I have ever met. I do not believe he has ever seen the right side of a hair brush before. And then there is the cutting of split ends with a nail-clipper or something of that nature. As I told Miss Goat-Girl when she told me this story, when cutting split ends, one must always use a stainless steel pair of cutical scissors, but one should not have split ends to begin with. I recommended my butler, Phips, to her in the future for finding the proper hair dresser. I don't know if she has spoken with him yet.
In anycase, I am going to retire. Until next time,
Mr. Salmon P. Wiggle, Esq.