Flattery won't get you any more oxygen. Too bad; I could really use some.

[timeripple]

Why are 7-11s so much sketchier than any other late-night convenience chain? It’s like, 7-11, Automatic Sketch. Seriously, any of the gas stations in Somerville I routinely walk past at 11 pm are less sketchy than the 7-11 down the street in broad daylight.

Still, sketch or no sketch, a Ben & Jerry’s Emergency is a Ben & Jerry’s Emergency.

...

OH GOD NEWS’S Koi no ABO PV. Yeah, a couple days late, whatever.

ASDFKJASD ;KFJA;IFEWA THEY WILL FOREVER BE THE GROUP WITH THE STUPID DISCO MOVES

AND NOW THEY HAVE ELVIS OUTFITS TO SORT OF MATCH

LAUGHING SO HARD

CAN’T BREATHE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*

LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE. LAUGHING TOO HARD. NO OXYGEN. PLEASE SEND HELP.

Comments

[snowqueenofhoth.livejournal.com]

You need to come visit. 7-11 here is pretty rockin'.

[cadragongirl.livejournal.com]

yay for ben & jerry's - what flavor did you get?

i think we should plan a joint trip to japan - tons of fun!

[kayselkiemoon.livejournal.com]

this post makes no sense. you know this, yes?
;P