Orthros no Inu, Episode 6
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timerippleI do not understand why no-one else wants to debate the positioning of those ubiquitous fantasy maps in the front vs back vs endpapers of books. It makes me sad that other people's brains are not as fun as mine.
Waiting on subs for Buzzer Beat ep 10, but I would like to register my total astonishment that epic stupid is not going down and people are actually acting like mature, responsible adults. IN A JDRAMA. I AM SHOCKED.
Luckily I have Orthros no Inu to combat that.
Previously on Orthros no Inu:
EVERYTHING: *goes to hell in a really big handbasket, while Tackey and Ryo argue with each other and giant symbolically-colored lightsabers glow in the background. No, really.*
Episode 6
FORSENIC SENSEI: Pssh, what freedom of the press?
TACKEY: Dude, when I said “You have the power,” I did not mean that you should go out and kill Hikaru!
RYO: But I protected someonefor once!
TACKEY: The way to protect someone is to make him strong, so he’ll be okay when you’re not around!
RYO: ...Is there something you’d like to tell me? Perhaps about the mysterious connection between us, and the identical dragon talismans we have, and the way you just can’t seem to leave me alone?
TACKEY: NO THERE IS NOT.
RYO: *sulks*
COP!KIYORA: Ryo? Come out of your room right now! I know you’re in there! Look, I even brought handcuffs! Didn’t you want to be punished?
RYO: GO AWAY.
COP!KIYORA: Note to self: Never date a woobie.
COP!KIYORA: I’ve agreed to work for you, but you should know that I in no way like you.
FORSENIC SENSEI: Don’t you have a daughter I could be threatening you with about now?
COP!KIYORA: YOU LEAVE MIO-CHAN OUT OF THIS. Also, I am in no way spying on you or plotting to counter whatever it is you’re up to.
FORSENIC SENSEI: Ten-four. I’m glad we understand each other. Now, your mission: Babysit Tackey for me.
COP!KIYORA: You have got to be kidding.
COP!KIYORA: ‘Sup, That Cop?
THAT COP: Not much. Sitting here with groceries I bought so I can cook something delicious for my wife.
COP!KIYORA: Would that be the wife who’s ill with cancer, for whom you’ll eventually sell police info to the yakuza and get fired and wind up getting killed for some girl in a sailor suit?
THAT COP: Yup, that’s the one.
THAT COP: Heal my wife! Right now!
COP!KIYORA: I... totally did not see this coming!
TACKEY: I’ll just be over here being manipulative again, shall I?
PHARMACEUTICAL CHAIRMAN: YOU HAD MY SON KILLED. PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR ILLEGAL POLITICAL BRIBES REVEALED.
MS CANDIDATE: Not good! Not good!
FORSENIC SENSEI: I have another job for you.
RYO: I wish you’d stop calling me.
RYO: Yamapi’s not the only one who gets ridiculous crotchshots! Thank God I’m sensibly dressed. No, the whole point of this shot is that I’m taking my hand out of my pocket, actually. Go away, perverts!
RYO: My cunning plan, let me show you it!
TACKEY: OMGWTF!
RYO: Look, just because I’m a woobie teacher doesn’t mean I’m stupid.
FORSENIC SENSEI: *bleeds*
TACKEY: So. Want me to heal you?
FORSENIC SENSEI: No! I’d rather die than have to deal with the media crazy that would happen if you healed me here!
TACKEY: *gets his Roswell!Max on anyway. EXTREMELY THEATRICALLY.*
THE MEDIA: *goes crazy*
TACKEY: You. Me. Partnership of Not Being Ordered Around by Other People, and Hotness. What do you say?
RYO: Now you’re talking! Maybe.
RYO: I’m leaving. You won’t see me any more. There’s something I have to do. I can’t tell you what it is and I can’t tell you why, but thank you for bringing me up and I love you all very much.
PARENTS: Is this about your special power? Because we know about it and totally support you.
RYO: *gobsmacked*
RYO: O-okay. I’ll just be going to investigate Tackey, then.
[Cop!Kiyora and Tackey have run away to some place out in the country. This means Mio-chan is in the care of Forsenic Lady, who’s ominously working for Forsenic Sensei, but that’s for another episode. Cop!Kiyora and Tackey are in an airy, sunlit room with white curtains blowing gently in the breeze and beautiful greenery outside. It’s the perfect spot for some R&R, or airing of maternal abandonment issues, or whatever.]
TACKEY: WAHHHH MOMMY ISSUES.
ME: I was wondering when they’d get around to those.
COP!KIYORA: You know what your problem is? You think you have to suffer everything alone and never ask for help. This is stupid. If you want something, you should reach out and grab it!
TACKEY: *hugz*
COP!KIYORA: Okay, not quite what I meant. But I’ll let it slide this time.
Waiting on subs for Buzzer Beat ep 10, but I would like to register my total astonishment that epic stupid is not going down and people are actually acting like mature, responsible adults. IN A JDRAMA. I AM SHOCKED.
Luckily I have Orthros no Inu to combat that.
Previously on Orthros no Inu:
EVERYTHING: *goes to hell in a really big handbasket, while Tackey and Ryo argue with each other and giant symbolically-colored lightsabers glow in the background. No, really.*
Episode 6
FORSENIC SENSEI: Pssh, what freedom of the press?
TACKEY: Dude, when I said “You have the power,” I did not mean that you should go out and kill Hikaru!
RYO: But I protected someone
TACKEY: The way to protect someone is to make him strong, so he’ll be okay when you’re not around!
RYO: ...Is there something you’d like to tell me? Perhaps about the mysterious connection between us, and the identical dragon talismans we have, and the way you just can’t seem to leave me alone?
TACKEY: NO THERE IS NOT.
RYO: *sulks*
COP!KIYORA: Ryo? Come out of your room right now! I know you’re in there! Look, I even brought handcuffs! Didn’t you want to be punished?
RYO: GO AWAY.
COP!KIYORA: Note to self: Never date a woobie.
COP!KIYORA: I’ve agreed to work for you, but you should know that I in no way like you.
FORSENIC SENSEI: Don’t you have a daughter I could be threatening you with about now?
COP!KIYORA: YOU LEAVE MIO-CHAN OUT OF THIS. Also, I am in no way spying on you or plotting to counter whatever it is you’re up to.
FORSENIC SENSEI: Ten-four. I’m glad we understand each other. Now, your mission: Babysit Tackey for me.
COP!KIYORA: You have got to be kidding.
COP!KIYORA: ‘Sup, That Cop?
THAT COP: Not much. Sitting here with groceries I bought so I can cook something delicious for my wife.
COP!KIYORA: Would that be the wife who’s ill with cancer, for whom you’ll eventually sell police info to the yakuza and get fired and wind up getting killed for some girl in a sailor suit?
THAT COP: Yup, that’s the one.
THAT COP: Heal my wife! Right now!
COP!KIYORA: I... totally did not see this coming!
TACKEY: I’ll just be over here being manipulative again, shall I?
PHARMACEUTICAL CHAIRMAN: YOU HAD MY SON KILLED. PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR ILLEGAL POLITICAL BRIBES REVEALED.
MS CANDIDATE: Not good! Not good!
FORSENIC SENSEI: I have another job for you.
RYO: I wish you’d stop calling me.
RYO: Yamapi’s not the only one who gets ridiculous crotchshots! Thank God I’m sensibly dressed. No, the whole point of this shot is that I’m taking my hand out of my pocket, actually. Go away, perverts!
RYO: My cunning plan, let me show you it!
TACKEY: OMGWTF!
RYO: Look, just because I’m a woobie teacher doesn’t mean I’m stupid.
FORSENIC SENSEI: *bleeds*
TACKEY: So. Want me to heal you?
FORSENIC SENSEI: No! I’d rather die than have to deal with the media crazy that would happen if you healed me here!
TACKEY: *gets his Roswell!Max on anyway. EXTREMELY THEATRICALLY.*
THE MEDIA: *goes crazy*
TACKEY: You. Me. Partnership of Not Being Ordered Around by Other People, and Hotness. What do you say?
RYO: Now you’re talking! Maybe.
RYO: I’m leaving. You won’t see me any more. There’s something I have to do. I can’t tell you what it is and I can’t tell you why, but thank you for bringing me up and I love you all very much.
PARENTS: Is this about your special power? Because we know about it and totally support you.
RYO: *gobsmacked*
RYO: O-okay. I’ll just be going to investigate Tackey, then.
[Cop!Kiyora and Tackey have run away to some place out in the country. This means Mio-chan is in the care of Forsenic Lady, who’s ominously working for Forsenic Sensei, but that’s for another episode. Cop!Kiyora and Tackey are in an airy, sunlit room with white curtains blowing gently in the breeze and beautiful greenery outside. It’s the perfect spot for some R&R, or airing of maternal abandonment issues, or whatever.]
TACKEY: WAHHHH MOMMY ISSUES.
ME: I was wondering when they’d get around to those.
COP!KIYORA: You know what your problem is? You think you have to suffer everything alone and never ask for help. This is stupid. If you want something, you should reach out and grab it!
TACKEY: *hugz*
COP!KIYORA: Okay, not quite what I meant. But I’ll let it slide this time.
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what, me nerd?
Date: 2009-09-18 06:34 am (UTC)Re: what, me nerd?
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Date: 2009-09-18 10:14 am (UTC)i hope that's not the last we see of hikaru and
johnnyhis daddy though. they were too entertaining for wooords~♥manipulative!tackey is the best kind of tackey, except for dramatic-woobie!tackey, which totally cannot be beat. 8D 8D and there was so MUCH of it here. ♥♥ TACKEY: You. Me. Partnership of Not Being Ordered Around by Other People, and Hotness. What do you say? ...ryo's "maybe" killed me. xD
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