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timeripple) wrote2009-09-28 11:40 pm
timeripple) wrote2009-09-28 11:40 pm
Orthros no Inu, Episode 8
Oh, Orthros no Inu. I love this show so hard.
So... I was going to try to recap this ep more thoroughly, but it kind of dissolved into keysmash and flail.
Previously on Orthros no Inu:
SOME GUY WHO IS PROBABLY TACKEY’S FATHER: *hires Kana’s father to maybe blow up a hospital, manipulate a bunch of people, and kill Tackey. Unfortunately for him, Tackey has spent the past ten years in prison practicing his knife juggling in addition to thinking up Epic Balance of the Force speeches and brooding over a good luck charm just like the one Ryo has.*
COP!KIYORA: Hello, am I the only sane person around? No, on second thought, don’t answer that.
Episode 8
FORSENIC LADY: Aren’t you lucky, you get gorgeous ladies like myself to patch you up and sneak samples of your DNA?
TACKEY: ...
FORSENIC LADY: *is hilarious and creepy and kind of fabulous as she talks about how much she’d love todissect analyze his perfect, toned corpse body on a cold, hard morgue slab*
COP!KIYORA: Are you still gonna claim you broke out of prison for love?
TACKEY: Nah, truth is I just don’t like the decor much.
MS CANDIDATE: Sign over your powers to the government or you’ll never see daylight again!
TACKEY: *reads the fine print*
FORSENIC SENSEI: Ahahaha, too bad that hospital didn’t actually blow up and take you along with it, that would have solved all my problems.
TACKEY: May I point out that it would have also taken your beloved Aoi-sensei along with it?
FORSENIC SENSEI: I’ve been profiling you. Your interest in Aoi-sensei isn’t normal.
TACKEY: ...
TACKEY: Dude, neither is yours.
KANA’S MOTHER: Kana! How wonderful, you brought a boy home!
KANA: No, it’s just Aoi-sensei.
KANA’S FATHER: Excellent! Welcome, son-in-law!
RYO: ...
RYO: I’m not a high-school teacher any more.
[And dozens of teenage girls weep in deprivation. Meanwhile, the entire school staff breathes a sigh of relief.]
SOME PRIEST: *is also, randomly, around, because it’s not a suspense jdrama without at least one deeply angsty church scene [see also: ALL OF MAOU]*
RYO: That’s... still kind of random. A priest? Really?
THE PRIEST: What’s with the woobiefacing? Come on, cheer up.
ME: NO NO NO DON’T TELL HIM TO CHEER UP. WOOBIEFACE 4 EVAH! GOOOOOO ANGST!
THE PRIEST: There must be some way to atone for your sins and get over your solitude.
RYO: Orly.
THE PRIEST: I know! You could relieve someone else’s solitude! Such as that girl’s. For instance.
RYO: ...
RYO: TACKEYYYYY!
THE MATCHING SYMBOLIC GOOD-LUCK CHARMS: *are matching. And symbolic.*
RYO: Tackeyyyyyyyy. You’ve always been lonely, haven’t you.
TACKEY: WHAT.
PHARMACEUTICAL PRESIDENT: SCIENCE! SCIENCE FOR EVERYONE!
PHARMACEUTICAL PRESIDENT: Hey, Ryo.
RYO: ‘Sup.
HIKARU: o_O
[That had very little to do with anything; I just thought Hikaru’s expression was hilarious]
THE PRIEST: OMG TACKEY!
TACKEY: Hello, Father.
ME: I SEE WHAT U DID THAR.
RYO: Hi. I have the solution to all your Tackey problems.
MS CANDIDATE: Well, what have we here? *handshake*
PHARMACEUTICAL PRESIDENT: That’s the guy with the Devil’s Hand.
MS CANDIDATE: AUUUUGGGGHHHHHH
RYO: Okay, damn, that lady is scary.
[Flashback Time!]
ME: I knew there was a cursed spring around here somewhere!
TACKEY: Would you stop mocking my epic woobie pain here? This isn’t Ranma 1/2!
ME: Okay, sorry, sorry.
Epic Department of Backstory: *is epic*
[And then there’s the hilarious Not A Date picnic scene. It’s really cute, and Ryo looks so happy when Cop!Kiyora doesn’t immediately yell at him to get his murdering Devil’s Hand of Doom off her Mio-chan. Aaaaand the floofy hair Is Back! Ryo should run in every single drama ever.]
A;SLKDJFAL;SKDJFALS;DKJFASL;JFS;LKJFDLS;
[Some other important stuff happens while I keysmash and frantically clutch at my heart. There’s some grappling and shouting, and the church blows up not once but TWICE, and Cop!Kiyora is SO onto Homeless Ex-Cop’s game, and the obligatory one-per-episode dog reference shows up, and the dead body scientists discuss the meaning of the drama’s title.
I’m pretty sure this means Cop!Kiyora is Herakles.]
AHAHAHAHAHHA I KNEW TACKEY WAS LYING ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAL HIMSELF.
AS;DKFJAL;SDKJFA;SKDJFAS;KDF;SAKDHF;ASDKFLAJSDLFAK;SDH;ASKDFLSDFLA;SKDJL;AJKDFL;ASKDJL;ASKDJFL;ASJFKLASJFKLS;JFKLAS;JKLDSAJFAKLS;DFKSADF
So... I was going to try to recap this ep more thoroughly, but it kind of dissolved into keysmash and flail.
Previously on Orthros no Inu:
SOME GUY WHO IS PROBABLY TACKEY’S FATHER: *hires Kana’s father to maybe blow up a hospital, manipulate a bunch of people, and kill Tackey. Unfortunately for him, Tackey has spent the past ten years in prison practicing his knife juggling in addition to thinking up Epic Balance of the Force speeches and brooding over a good luck charm just like the one Ryo has.*
COP!KIYORA: Hello, am I the only sane person around? No, on second thought, don’t answer that.
Episode 8
FORSENIC LADY: Aren’t you lucky, you get gorgeous ladies like myself to patch you up and sneak samples of your DNA?
TACKEY: ...
FORSENIC LADY: *is hilarious and creepy and kind of fabulous as she talks about how much she’d love to
COP!KIYORA: Are you still gonna claim you broke out of prison for love?
TACKEY: Nah, truth is I just don’t like the decor much.
MS CANDIDATE: Sign over your powers to the government or you’ll never see daylight again!
TACKEY: *reads the fine print*
FORSENIC SENSEI: Ahahaha, too bad that hospital didn’t actually blow up and take you along with it, that would have solved all my problems.
TACKEY: May I point out that it would have also taken your beloved Aoi-sensei along with it?
FORSENIC SENSEI: I’ve been profiling you. Your interest in Aoi-sensei isn’t normal.
TACKEY: ...
TACKEY: Dude, neither is yours.
KANA’S MOTHER: Kana! How wonderful, you brought a boy home!
KANA: No, it’s just Aoi-sensei.
KANA’S FATHER: Excellent! Welcome, son-in-law!
RYO: ...
RYO: I’m not a high-school teacher any more.
[And dozens of teenage girls weep in deprivation. Meanwhile, the entire school staff breathes a sigh of relief.]
SOME PRIEST: *is also, randomly, around, because it’s not a suspense jdrama without at least one deeply angsty church scene [see also: ALL OF MAOU]*
RYO: That’s... still kind of random. A priest? Really?
THE PRIEST: What’s with the woobiefacing? Come on, cheer up.
ME: NO NO NO DON’T TELL HIM TO CHEER UP. WOOBIEFACE 4 EVAH! GOOOOOO ANGST!
THE PRIEST: There must be some way to atone for your sins and get over your solitude.
RYO: Orly.
THE PRIEST: I know! You could relieve someone else’s solitude! Such as that girl’s. For instance.
RYO: ...
RYO: TACKEYYYYY!
THE MATCHING SYMBOLIC GOOD-LUCK CHARMS: *are matching. And symbolic.*
RYO: Tackeyyyyyyyy. You’ve always been lonely, haven’t you.
TACKEY: WHAT.
PHARMACEUTICAL PRESIDENT: SCIENCE! SCIENCE FOR EVERYONE!
PHARMACEUTICAL PRESIDENT: Hey, Ryo.
RYO: ‘Sup.
HIKARU: o_O
[That had very little to do with anything; I just thought Hikaru’s expression was hilarious]
THE PRIEST: OMG TACKEY!
TACKEY: Hello, Father.
ME: I SEE WHAT U DID THAR.
RYO: Hi. I have the solution to all your Tackey problems.
MS CANDIDATE: Well, what have we here? *handshake*
PHARMACEUTICAL PRESIDENT: That’s the guy with the Devil’s Hand.
MS CANDIDATE: AUUUUGGGGHHHHHH
RYO: Okay, damn, that lady is scary.
[Flashback Time!]
ME: I knew there was a cursed spring around here somewhere!
TACKEY: Would you stop mocking my epic woobie pain here? This isn’t Ranma 1/2!
ME: Okay, sorry, sorry.
Epic Department of Backstory: *is epic*
[And then there’s the hilarious Not A Date picnic scene. It’s really cute, and Ryo looks so happy when Cop!Kiyora doesn’t immediately yell at him to get his murdering Devil’s Hand of Doom off her Mio-chan. Aaaaand the floofy hair Is Back! Ryo should run in every single drama ever.]
A;SLKDJFAL;SKDJFALS;DKJFASL;JFS;LKJFDLS;
[Some other important stuff happens while I keysmash and frantically clutch at my heart. There’s some grappling and shouting, and the church blows up not once but TWICE, and Cop!Kiyora is SO onto Homeless Ex-Cop’s game, and the obligatory one-per-episode dog reference shows up, and the dead body scientists discuss the meaning of the drama’s title.
I’m pretty sure this means Cop!Kiyora is Herakles.]
AHAHAHAHAHHA I KNEW TACKEY WAS LYING ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAL HIMSELF.
AS;DKFJAL;SDKJFA;SKDJFAS;KDF;SAKDHF;ASDKFLAJSDLFAK;SDH;ASKDFLSDFLA;SKDJL;AJKDFL;ASKDJL;ASKDJFL;ASJFKLASJFKLS;JFKLAS;JKLDSAJFAKLS;DFKSADF