THAT movie!

Ooh, if I lived in San Francisco, I'd skewer the Chronicle's feature movie reviewer! And then I'd barbecue him. And then I'd think of something really, really painful. A Vogon poetry reading, for example. (This is not a real threat, btw, just in case any paranoid nosy law enforcement people are snooping around my LJ. Ahem. Back to ranting.) It's a good thing I saw the movie before I saw the review, and that I've seen it now, otherwise I'd be threatening somebody else who doesn't deserve it. The moron has clearly never bothered to read the book and obviously wasn't paying attention during the movie itself. Hah! The Chronicle is going to be pelted with Howlers.... er, whups, I mean, very annoyed letters from people like me who bother to write to the editor about stuff like that. I can't wait to see the carnage! Pass the Omnioculars, will you?

All I shall say regarding THAT movie is that THAT is a Movie.

THAT movie!

Ooh, if I lived in San Francisco, I'd skewer the Chronicle's feature movie reviewer! And then I'd barbecue him. And then I'd think of something really, really painful. A Vogon poetry reading, for example. (This is not a real threat, btw, just in case any paranoid nosy law enforcement people are snooping around my LJ. Ahem. Back to ranting.) It's a good thing I saw the movie before I saw the review, and that I've seen it now, otherwise I'd be threatening somebody else who doesn't deserve it. The moron has clearly never bothered to read the book and obviously wasn't paying attention during the movie itself. Hah! The Chronicle is going to be pelted with Howlers.... er, whups, I mean, very annoyed letters from people like me who bother to write to the editor about stuff like that. I can't wait to see the carnage! Pass the Omnioculars, will you?

All I shall say regarding THAT movie is that THAT is a Movie.