a whole lot of really drunk rodents

[timeripple]

Yo ho, yo ho, a searat's life for me!

We plunder and steal from mice, hedgehogs, and squirrels,
Drink up, me hearties, yo yo!
But stay far away from six rose-colored pearls,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a searat's life for me!

Cluny is my name, I'm an' 'orrible rat,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
The Scourge is me title, so just call me that,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a searat's life for me!

Tsarmina am I, the magnificent Queen,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
Of wildcat cunning, I'll rip out your spleen,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

I am a bold rat, an' they call me Ripfang,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
With my overgrown tooth now I lead my own gang,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a searat's life for me!

I'm Slagar the Cruel and I wear a mean mask,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
I'm a fox, not a rat, but slav'ry is my task,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a searat's life for me!

With braids in my beard I'm called Gabool the Wild!
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
I'm on the "slay list" of the Bellmaker's child,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a searat's life for me!

... uh, crap, which one comes next?! Anyway, these may start to get out of order. I'm going by publication date, not in chronological order, by the way. Hence the non-chronologicalness. And there may be more than one villain who gets a verse per book.

Bold Mara and Pikkle have foiled my plans,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
It's bye-bye Feragho! (they weren't big fans)
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a searat's life for me!

Badrang the stoat, well now there's one to name,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
Martin the Warrior he couldn't tame,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a searat's life for me.

These two evil foxes, they captured the fort,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
But Muta and Rab cut their party time short,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a searat's life for me!

... and I can't remember any more villain names right now. But still, considering my Redwall books are currently on the other side of the country, I figure this is a good start.

Comments

[satakieli.livejournal.com]

*is in awe*

both of the general Fiona-amazingness and specifically at your command of Redwall villainia. I demand a performance!

[timeripple.livejournal.com]

Whoi, thankee, marm! *bows* Yurr, oi baint much a-one furr 'ee purflorming an' suchloike, though. Us'ns'll zee, burr aye.

[(Anonymous)]

yay for molespeech!!! i love the moles, & the hares, & the badgers, & the otters & the squirrels *cheers for queen amber, despite the fact that she lost most of one ear*...

:)

-melanie

[(Anonymous)]

you forgot to tug on your snout of nose or whatever, respectfully. :( *is a bit disappointed*

-melanie

[timeripple.livejournal.com]

you forgot to tug on your snout
I'll remember to do that some time when I'm being respectful. Until then... party on, dudes! Glad you liked it. :)