I realize that it’s important to practice critical thinking and detailed analysis at the graduate level. But I do wish I could practice it on something I’m, oh, actually interested in. Die, Plato, die! (Sorry,
echoindarkness.)
You’d think salespeople would figure out that college campuses are bad places to try to sell people stuff, because, hello, Students. No. Money. (Yes, I realize this is LA. Right next to Bel Air, and stuff. But there's a reason USC, not UCLA, is called the University of Spoiled Children.) Yesterday I’m sitting peacefully tucked in one of the arches outside Royce Hall, trying to read Socrates pontificating on rhetoric, when this girl walks up...
Me: Socrates, why are you such an ass?
Socrates: Phaedrus, buddy! Is that a speech under your himation, or are you just happy to see me? (No, I’m really not making this up. Almost.)
Me: ...
Some Girl: Excuse me. You have beautiful hair. I bet you go to salons a lot.
Me: Um, no, not really. Ever. Except that last time. But no more, because, hello, own credit card now.
Some Girl: Really? Well – I have a promotional package that we’re offering 15 girls to any of our exclusive, really expensive salons...
Me: ...
Some Girl: ... so, if you’d be interested in sharing the offer with a friend, that’s only $10 per month for...
Me: Thanks, but I really don’t go to salons.
Some Girl: Well, okay then. Thanks anyway. *walks away*
Me: ... *bemused giggle*
Socrates: So, clearly, an expert in a particular subject should not be expected to be an expert in every subject, but certainly we can expect him to know everything about his own area of expertise, don't you agree?
Phaedrus: Like, totally, dude. *scoots closer*
Socrates: Sweet. That’s the end. Let’s pray, and go home for dinner. Separately.
Phaedrus & Me: I have to say... this is not where I expected this conversation to end up.
Ye Olde Movie Reviewe: “Les Miserables”. Yeah, the one with Liam Neeson. I confess, I ffwded through most of it. It’s just not the same without the big sappy drama music. Not to mention, WHERE was Enjolras? Wah. Marius looked way too weedy to be the leader of a bunch of revolutionaries, even a bunch of really dumb ones. No wonder Javert was sure the revolution wasn’t going anywhere. With Marius in charge? It’s a wonder they got any gunpowder stolen at all.
Note about me: In two-generation stories like Les Miz or Wuthering Heights, I tend to be more interested in the second half of the story, even if the older generation were pretty young in the first half. This may have contributed to the ffwding, and to the relative number of “times played” on my 10th Anniversary Concert CD. Of course, this means I must now find a two-generation novel in which the second half is a flashback.
Also, Marius sitting on a bench doing the little girly catch-your-eye-cum-come-hither wave at Soup Kitchen!Cosette? Hilarious.
La! but someone has to strike a pose/ And bear the weight of well-tailored clothes! Have been strangely obsessed with the musical version of “The Scarlet Pimpernel” lately (courtesy of, um, 24-hour drop. Ahem). It’s kind of like a cheery imitation-Les Miz, with fashion intrigue. If you’re out to make a splash, cherie/ Do know your haberdashery!
Ye Olde Movie Reviewe: “Legally Blonde”. I have a great and t00by love for this movie, for some reason.
Ye Olde TV Reviewe: “Monarch of the Glen” (first two episodes only so far). I think I am in love.
ETA: Yup. Definitely in love.
You’d think salespeople would figure out that college campuses are bad places to try to sell people stuff, because, hello, Students. No. Money. (Yes, I realize this is LA. Right next to Bel Air, and stuff. But there's a reason USC, not UCLA, is called the University of Spoiled Children.) Yesterday I’m sitting peacefully tucked in one of the arches outside Royce Hall, trying to read Socrates pontificating on rhetoric, when this girl walks up...
Me: Socrates, why are you such an ass?
Socrates: Phaedrus, buddy! Is that a speech under your himation, or are you just happy to see me? (No, I’m really not making this up. Almost.)
Me: ...
Some Girl: Excuse me. You have beautiful hair. I bet you go to salons a lot.
Me: Um, no, not really. Ever. Except that last time. But no more, because, hello, own credit card now.
Some Girl: Really? Well – I have a promotional package that we’re offering 15 girls to any of our exclusive, really expensive salons...
Me: ...
Some Girl: ... so, if you’d be interested in sharing the offer with a friend, that’s only $10 per month for...
Me: Thanks, but I really don’t go to salons.
Some Girl: Well, okay then. Thanks anyway. *walks away*
Me: ... *bemused giggle*
Socrates: So, clearly, an expert in a particular subject should not be expected to be an expert in every subject, but certainly we can expect him to know everything about his own area of expertise, don't you agree?
Phaedrus: Like, totally, dude. *scoots closer*
Socrates: Sweet. That’s the end. Let’s pray, and go home for dinner. Separately.
Phaedrus & Me: I have to say... this is not where I expected this conversation to end up.
Ye Olde Movie Reviewe: “Les Miserables”. Yeah, the one with Liam Neeson. I confess, I ffwded through most of it. It’s just not the same without the big sappy drama music. Not to mention, WHERE was Enjolras? Wah. Marius looked way too weedy to be the leader of a bunch of revolutionaries, even a bunch of really dumb ones. No wonder Javert was sure the revolution wasn’t going anywhere. With Marius in charge? It’s a wonder they got any gunpowder stolen at all.
Note about me: In two-generation stories like Les Miz or Wuthering Heights, I tend to be more interested in the second half of the story, even if the older generation were pretty young in the first half. This may have contributed to the ffwding, and to the relative number of “times played” on my 10th Anniversary Concert CD. Of course, this means I must now find a two-generation novel in which the second half is a flashback.
Also, Marius sitting on a bench doing the little girly catch-your-eye-cum-come-hither wave at Soup Kitchen!Cosette? Hilarious.
La! but someone has to strike a pose/ And bear the weight of well-tailored clothes! Have been strangely obsessed with the musical version of “The Scarlet Pimpernel” lately (courtesy of, um, 24-hour drop. Ahem). It’s kind of like a cheery imitation-Les Miz, with fashion intrigue. If you’re out to make a splash, cherie/ Do know your haberdashery!
Ye Olde Movie Reviewe: “Legally Blonde”. I have a great and t00by love for this movie, for some reason.
Ye Olde TV Reviewe: “Monarch of the Glen” (first two episodes only so far). I think I am in love.
ETA: Yup. Definitely in love.
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Date: 2006-10-14 10:47 pm (UTC)Big, fat, hairy WORD. Die, military and economic reform under Valerian, die!
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Date: 2006-10-14 11:28 pm (UTC)two generation stories
Date: 2006-10-15 02:16 am (UTC)Re: two generation stories
Date: 2006-10-15 06:34 am (UTC)Re: two generation stories
Date: 2006-10-15 09:05 am (UTC)Re: two generation stories
Date: 2006-10-16 03:08 am (UTC)*facepalm*
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Date: 2006-10-15 03:21 am (UTC)OUCH! You wound me to the heart!! I love that movie; it's so beautiful, and the acting is outstanding. Javert, when he dies...ooh... I worship Geoffrey Rush. And Liam Neeson, of course; that movie was the first one in which I noticed what an accomplished actress Claire Danes is-- because of the heartbreaking relationship she and Liam Neeson create in Les Mis. So there :)
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Date: 2006-10-15 06:31 am (UTC)But I stand by what I said about Marius.
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Date: 2006-10-15 09:16 pm (UTC)Ok, I don't care much about him. But he's just a kid. I think that's the point; the only ones who will stand up to the injustice are the kids: the ones who don't feel like they have anything to lose, who are young enough to feel rebellious and angry about everything and also to form a real family sort of automatically. The older ones take care of the little ones, which is why that scene where the little boy is shot is so horrifying.
Ok, I'm done :)
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Date: 2006-10-15 06:00 am (UTC)I watched Stage Beauty a few months ago, though, and it seems that sometime in the intervening years she learned how to sustain a credible accent...
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Date: 2006-10-15 06:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-15 06:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-16 03:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-16 06:48 am (UTC)Dude, Ancient Greeks? So gay. ;)
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Date: 2006-10-16 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-16 02:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-17 01:50 am (UTC)ha - random thought - did you ever finish or even read that horrible roman gory romance novel thing that you got at the classics library book sale?
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Date: 2006-10-17 03:42 am (UTC)Also, as to the gay - as far as I know, there's no actual evidence before the Classical period, or rather the Archaic. Most of the stuff on the Iliad is Classical Athenians imposing their own mores on an already-old text. Or, you know, modern readers reading into the serious subtext. Of which there is lots (remember the Meleager story, M.?).
Just to differentiate between ancient and ancient, you know.